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Think Quotes by George Carlin
- People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.
- I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
- I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.
- I don't like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.
- If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? What year did Jesus think it was?
- Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself.
- Do you think Sammy Davis ate Junior Mints?
- When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn't a lot worth paying attention to.
- They'll get it all from you sooner or later 'cause they own this f**kin' place. It's a big club and you ain't in it. You…
- I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around the more I think it might not be a bad idea.
- I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so.
- I should think it takes a fairly low intellect to draw pleasure from the following activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick. and then…
- Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10…
- But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!
- People think life is real complicated. Actually, there's nothing to it. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets…
- I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would suggest: "Alcohol will…
- I think of shock as kind of an uptown form of surprise. Comedy is filled with surprise, so when I cross a line... I like…
- No, there's no God, but there might be some sort of an organizing intelligence, and I think to understand it is way beyond our ability.…
- I sort of gave up on this whole human adventure a long time ago, divorced myself from it emotionally. It gives me an artistic detachment…
- Personally, when it comes to rights, I think one of two things is true. I think either we have unlimited rights, or we have no…
- So about 80 years after the Constitution is ratified, the slaves are freed. Not so you'd really notice it of course; just kinda on paper.…
- One of the more pretentious political self-descriptions is 'Libertarian.' People think it puts them above the fray. It sounds fashionable, and to the uninitiated, faintly…
- Valentine's Day is devoted to love. Why don't we have a day devoted to hatred? The raw, visceral hatred that is felt every hour of…
- I have a suggestion that I think would help fight serious crime. Signs. There are lots of signs for minor infractions: No Smoking, Stay Off…
- What year did Jesus think it was?
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- You can never guess or assume what anyone is going to think. — J. J. Abrams
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- I don't think I have a signature. — J. J. Abrams
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- I think you have a passion and an obsession for something when it's not necessarily ubiquitous. — J. J. Abrams
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- I design for real people. I think of our customers all the time. There is no virtue whatsoever in creating clothing or… — Giorgio Armani
- I think the responsibility lies with the fashion world as a collective. We have to demand more variety. — Kevyn Aucoin