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- I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own,…
- If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
- Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're looking for. Conservatives want live…
- No one who has had "Taps" played for them has ever been able to hear it.
- The best thing about living at the water's edge: You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come this way you…
- If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
- I hope no one asks me to show them the ropes; I have no idea where they are. Maybe I could pull some strings and…
- Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
- Now, some people do this for shock value. Shock is just another uptown word for surprise. Granted it has a different quality to it, but…
- And what can we do to silence these Christian athletes who thank Jesus whenever they win, never mention his name when they lose? Not a…
- One of the more pretentious political self-descriptions is 'Libertarian.' People think it puts them above the fray. It sounds fashionable, and to the uninitiated, faintly…
- I don't get all choked up about yellow ribbons and American flags. I consider them to be symbols and I leave symbols to the symbol…
- You don’t see many of these white anti-abortion women volunteering to have any black fetuses transplanted into their uterus’s, do you? No, you don’t see…
- Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
- If you vote and you elect dishonest, incompetent people into office who screw everything up, you are responsible for what they have done. You caused…
- If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.
- Keep in mind, the news media are not independent; they are a sort of bulletin board and public relations firm for the ruling class-the people…
- The habits of liberals, their automatic language, their knee-jerk responses to certain issues, deserved the epithets the right wing stuck them with. I'd see how…
- I don't know how you feel, but I'm pretty sick of church people. You know what they ought to do with churches? Tax them. If…
- Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
- Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
- There's this man who lives in the sky, and he has ten things he doesn't want you to do, and you'll burn for a long…
- I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
- Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
- No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club,…
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- Poets are the only people to whom love is not only a crucial, but an indispensable experience, which entitles them to mistake… — Hannah Arendt
- A high heart ought to bear calamities and not flee them, since in bearing them appears the grandeur of the mind and… — Pietro Aretino
- If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them. — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those… — Aristotle
- In a democracy the poor will have more power than the rich, because there are more of them, and the will of… — Aristotle
- Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes… — Aristotle
- Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms. — Aristotle
- Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them. — Aristotle
- Bring your desires down to your present means. Increase them only when your increased means permit. — Aristotle
- Stories surge up out of nowhere, and if they feel compelling, you follow them. You let them unfold inside you and see… — Paul Auster