"Conservatives want live babies so they can train……" — George Carlin

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• There should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months. — Gisele Bundchen
• Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but… — Louisa May Alcott
• My mother goes crazy over babies. Some people just do. They love 'em! I never have. Babies scare me more… — Margaret Cho
• It is the nature of babies to be in bliss. — Deepak Chopra
• The tabloids, instead of being about alien babies and stuff, it's my triplets, quadruplets, marriages, feuds. — Jennifer Aniston
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• The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the… — Rajneesh
• "I call them april babies cause they fools" — Lil Wayne
• I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food. — Robert Orben

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