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- Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
- If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.
- One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
- The status quo sucks.
- If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
- We're not supposed to mention f***ing in mixed company, but that's exactly where it takes place.
- Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
- So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.
- E-I-E-I-O is actually a gross misspelling of the word farm.
- Your home is your refuge.
- We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up…
- So about 80 years after the Constitution is ratified, the slaves are freed. Not so you'd really notice it of course; just kinda on paper.…
- If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
- History is not happenstance: it is conspiratorial. Carefully planned and executed by people in power.
- Valentine's Day is devoted to love. Why don't we have a day devoted to hatred? The raw, visceral hatred that is felt every hour of…
- The planet isn't going anywhere. We are.
- Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
- Surround yourself with what you love.
- We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.
- We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.
- The secret of success is doing something you love, doing it well and being recognized for it
- We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life, not life to years.
- Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
- Did you ever stop to thnk about all the people we kill? They're always people who tell us to live together in harmony and try…
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- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
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- I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
- I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento
- When I was a teenager, I read a lot of Poe. — Dario Argento
- I find that it's hard to fully examine one's life and not have faith be part of the discussion. — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- I work with really hard-working people who are really good at what they do. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide