"We're not supposed to mention f***ing in mixed……" — George Carlin
"We're not supposed to mention f***ing in mixed company, but that's exactly where it takes place."
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George Carlin
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More Company Quotes
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People are definitely a company's greatest asset. It doesn't make any difference whether the product is cars or cosmetics. A…
— Mary Kay Ash
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Every one knows, that the mind will not be kept from contemplating what it loves in the midst of crowds…
— Mary Astell
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When I am in the company of scientists, I feel like a shabby curate who has strayed by mistake into…
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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Bad company is like a nail driven into a post, which, after the first and second blow, may be drawn…
— Saint Augustine
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My idea of good company is the company of clever, well-informed people who have a great deal of conversation; that…
— Jane Austen
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What friends or kindred can be so close and intimate as the powers of our soul, which, whether we will…
— Teresa of Avila
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Instead of creating new jobs, Republicans gave tax cuts to companies that send jobs overseas.
— Joe Baca
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Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
— Russell Baker
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Jesus isn't a logo, I'm not promoting some company, some brand. I'm just professing my faith.
— Stephen Baldwin
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
— Dave Barry
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I remember being on film sets when I was younger, and only men got to do the cool action movies.…
— Drew Barrymore
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It's not just about acting. I love film, I'm a director now, I love writing, I love producing, I love…
— Drew Barrymore
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