F Ing Quotes

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We're not supposed to mention f***ing in mixed company, but that's exactly where it takes place. — George Carlin
I don't understand why prostitution is illegal, Selling is legal, f***ing is legal. So why isn't it legal to sell f***ing? Why should it be… — George Carlin
Take your f***ing tampon out and tell me what you have to say. — Rahm Emanuel
I'm typing so f-ing hard I might break my f-ing Mac book Air!!!!!!!! — Kanye West
And I don't care if you're talking about things that are true, you're still talking about my personal life. How about I go peek in… — Jeremy Renner
That's my idol, Elvis Presley. If you went to my house, you'd see pictures all over of Elvis. He's just the greatest entertainer that ever… — Eddie Murphy
Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep. And when I see the Tea Party and all this stuff, it actually feels… — Chris Rock
You can learn so much from bad things. I feel boring. I feel like, Why is everything so easy for me? I can't wait for… — Kristen Stewart
I'm not f-ing Justin Bieber, you motherf-ers! — Billie Joe Armstrong
I walk through the hotel, and I walk down the street, and people look at me like I'm f***ing insane, like I'm Hitler. One day… — Kanye West
Itâ€™s every bandâ€™s right, you shouldnâ€™t have to do f___ing Glee. And then the guy who created Glee is so offended that weâ€™re not, like,… — Dave Grohl
The worst, most dangerous person to America is clearly Paula Deen. She revels in unholy connections with evil corporations and she's proud of the fact… — Anthony Bourdain
I just had a child on purpose at age 56, I'm pretty f---ing optimistic. — Steve Earle
Ten years ago, if you asked me where I'd be now, I'd have said F-ing dead. But I'm not dead. I have an awesome life.… — Mike Tyson
This is a big f...ing deal! — Joe Biden
If I had killed somebody, it wouldn't have had so much appeal to the press, you see? But f-ing, you see, and the young girls.… — Roman Polanski
I'm going to f---ing bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to f---ing kill Google. — Steve Ballmer
Singing is a f***ing blast. When itâ€™s really good, itâ€™s as good as the best sex. I get nipple erections all the time on stage,… — Joan Osborne
I'm wearing pants, for f---'s sake. Lay off. I mean, it's not like I'm a f---ing lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world.… — Jon Hamm
Hair is so linked to how we feel and everyone goes for something radical after a break-up, but my advice if you've suffered heartbreak or… — Alexa Chung

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