"I don't understand why prostitution is illegal, Selling……" — George Carlin
"I don't understand why prostitution is illegal, Selling is legal, f***ing is legal. So why isn't it legal to sell f***ing? Why should it be illegal to sell something that's legal to give away?"
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
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More F Ing Quotes
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We're not supposed to mention f***ing in mixed company, but that's exactly where it takes place.
— George Carlin
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Take your f***ing tampon out and tell me what you have to say.
— Rahm Emanuel
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I'm typing so f-ing hard I might break my f-ing Mac book Air!!!!!!!!
— Kanye West
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And I don't care if you're talking about things that are true, you're still talking about my personal life. How…
— Jeremy Renner
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That's my idol, Elvis Presley. If you went to my house, you'd see pictures all over of Elvis. He's just…
— Eddie Murphy
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Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep. And when I see the Tea Party and all…
— Chris Rock
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You can learn so much from bad things. I feel boring. I feel like, Why is everything so easy for…
— Kristen Stewart
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I'm not f-ing Justin Bieber, you motherf-ers!
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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I walk through the hotel, and I walk down the street, and people look at me like I'm f***ing insane,…
— Kanye West
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It’s every band’s right, you shouldn’t have to do f___ing Glee. And then the guy who created Glee is so…
— Dave Grohl
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The worst, most dangerous person to America is clearly Paula Deen. She revels in unholy connections with evil corporations and…
— Anthony Bourdain
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I just had a child on purpose at age 56, I'm pretty f---ing optimistic.
— Steve Earle
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