"One can never know for sure what a…" — George Carlin
"One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More Area Quotes
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one of 1,142 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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We really need to kick the carbon habit and stop making our energy from burning things. Climate change is also…
— David Attenborough
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In any area of the U.N. we... have to agree on certain language that can represent the same spirit, but…
— Michelle Bachelet
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By the time I finished comedy, I was really burnt out of it. I had had enough. I don't really…
— Eric Bana
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I look at myself and pick out the things I don't like. No matter how much I work out, I…
— Tyra Banks
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Never in our country's history have we witnessed a natural disaster that has impacted so many people in such a…
— Jo Bonner
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I was born in Panama, the Republic of Panama, on July 16, 1948 in Panama City, in an area called…
— Ruben Blades
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A successful economic development strategy must focus on improving the skills of the area's workforce, reducing the cost of doing…
— Rod Blagojevich
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'Kitchen Confidential' wasn't a cautionary or an expose. I wrote it as an entertainment for New York tri-state area line…
— Anthony Bourdain
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I've always been interested in space and the idea of exploration in that area since I was a child growing…
— Sarah Brightman
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I love the gray area between right and wrong.
— Dan Brown
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Winning takes precedence over all. There's no gray area. No almosts.
— Kobe Bryant
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At the end of 2003, my game was complete. Shooting, defense, using the dribble, transition, midrange stuff was all there.…
— Kobe Bryant
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