"If we could just find out who's in……" — George Carlin
"If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More Charge Quotes
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On landing at New York I caught the yellow fever. The kind man who commanded the ship that brought me…
— John James Audubon
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Well, what did we buy? Instead of a leaner, smarter government, we bought a bureaucracy that now tells us which…
— Michele Bachmann
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A desire to be in charge of our own lives, a need for control, is born in each of us.…
— Robert Foster Bennett
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Your life is the sum result of all the choices you make, both consciously and unconsciously. If you can control…
— Robert Foster Bennett
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Taking charge of your own learning is a part of taking charge of your life, which is the sine qua…
— Warren G. Bennis
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There are two kinds of companies, those that work to try to charge more and those that work to charge…
— Jeff Bezos
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One of the most important things, especially when you're leaving school, is to realize you're going to be dealing with…
— Lewis Black
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Our manifesto, whatever it will be called, will come from the people who are really in charge of this country,…
— John Boehner
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I just get the feeling that if Jesse Helms was in charge of art in America, you'd go into a…
— Elayne Boosler
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I'm not in charge of judgments in Iran. The judicial system in Iran is an independent body of its own,…
— Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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Anything I do, I spend a lot of time. I do it with passion and intensity. I want to be…
— Eli Broad
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Life takes on meaning when you become motivated, set goals and charge after them in an unstoppable manner.
— Les Brown
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