"E-I-E-I-O is actually a gross misspelling of the…" — George Carlin
"E-I-E-I-O is actually a gross misspelling of the word farm."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More Farm Quotes
This quote is filed under Farm Quotes,
one of 572 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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One of the first things I bought when I made 'Roseanne Show' money was a farm in Iowa.
— Roseanne Barr
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I rode horseback three miles each way to get to high school, and in bad weather it was a problem…
— Ezra Taft Benson
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Thanks to farm subsidies, the fine collaboration between agribusiness and Congress, soy, corn and cattle became king. And chicken soon…
— Mark Bittman
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I'll always have songs with a farm connotation on my albums. It's in the fabric of my music, and I…
— Luke Bryan
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I would say my fraternity was nothing but a bunch of farm boys; we weren't really in the whole fraternity…
— Luke Bryan
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I want to get a farm where I am going to live for the rest of my life. I like…
— Gisele Bundchen
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The family farm is the foundation for who we are as a Commonwealth. And for over a century, the family…
— Jim Bunning
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Hollywood is a cross between a health farm, a recreation center and an insane asylum. It's a company town, and…
— Michael Caine
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I was a farm kid from the plains of South Venezuela, from a very poor family. I grew up in…
— Hugo Chavez
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My grandparents back in Kentucky owned a tobacco farm. So, to make money in the summer, we could cut and…
— George Clooney
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I did several interesting jobs, working in restaurants, I worked at a lab rat farm, feeding and watering all these…
— Kevin J. Anderson
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You can't have the family farm without the family.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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