"God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life…" — George Carlin
"God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More Bless Quotes
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God bless the USA, so large, so friendly, and so rich.
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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No matter what looms ahead, if you can eat today, enjoy today, mix good cheer with friends today enjoy it…
— Henry Ward Beecher
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Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.
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God loves us; the devil hates us. God wants us to have a fulness of joy as He has. The…
— Ezra Taft Benson
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Encourage good music and art and literature in your homes. Homes that have a spirit of refinement and beauty will…
— Ezra Taft Benson
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The true basis of morality is utility; that is, the adaptation of our actions to the promotion of the general…
— Annie Besant
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I have a lot of fruit trees and my own little vegetable garden and chickens. And every time I eat,…
— Gisele Bundchen
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God bless my father, but he always spoke in this continental, literary accent, probably because he was a professor of…
— Nicolas Cage
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I contend the state ought to do its thing and provide legal rights for all couples who want to be…
— Tony Campolo
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That's what they do in Europe. You go down to the city hall and you become legally connected. You have…
— Tony Campolo
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The man who sows wrong thoughts and deeds and prays that God will bless him is in the position of…
— James Allen
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There is a divine purpose in the adversities we encounter every day. They prepare, they purge, the purify, and thus…
— James E. Faust
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