"Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster……" — George Carlin

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• I can imagine that Rod Stewart likes giving autographs because he's pure showbusiness. — Ritchie Blackmore
• I don't even like to go out onto the streets sometimes because I can't get anything done. People want pictures… — Usain Bolt
• It's definitely a dream come true to be recognized and to be able to sign autographs. But, it's also a… — Christina Aguilera
• If there are people out by the bus, I'll come off the bus and sign autographs, too. I always want… — Luke Bryan
• Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. — Fred Allen
• I love to meet my fans, and after every show I usually hang out for a few hours, talking to… — Tommy Chong
• Wherever we play golf, people come out here to get autographs. They obviously come out to watch us play and… — Bernhard Langer
• I sign so many autographs, my hand hurts every day. — Uljana Semjonova
• People at rehab were stealing my hats and pens and notebooks and asking for autographs. I couldn't concentrate on my… — Eminem
• We had a showing of Battlestar in LA last week. I walked out the door and there were 50 people.… — Noah Hathaway
• It happened while I was filming “Water for Elephants in which my partner is Reese Witherspoon. We had a scene… — Robert Pattinson
• Oh yeah people recognize me, but the craziest thing? I mean I've had the normal autographs... but I had to… — Terrence J

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