Sarcasm Quotes
- Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. — P.J. O'Rourke
- The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife. — David Ogilvy
- If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. — Aristotle Onassis
- All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. — George Orwell
- When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way… — Emo Philips
- I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. — Jules Renard
- I love the French for their sarcasm, their irony. I love them for their bad moods. — Marjane Satrapi
- Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. — Jerry Seinfeld
- The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. — George Bernard Shaw
- The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. — George Bernard Shaw
- Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. — George Bernard Shaw
- I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence. — George Bernard Shaw
- It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. — George Bernard Shaw
- Better never than late. — George Bernard Shaw
- It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture. — George Bernard Shaw
- I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. — Lily Tomlin
- Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. — Mark Twain
- Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. — Mark Twain
- Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. — Mark Twain
- Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. — Mark Twain