Sarcasm Quotes

519 quotes by 301 authors

You had to learn at a certain age what sarcasm is, you know? — Penny Marshall
And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you. — Homer
The writer who neglects punctuation, or mispunctuates, is liable to be misunderstood for the want of merely a comma, it often occurs that an axiom… — Edgar Allan Poe
Neither irony nor sarcasm is argument. — Rufus Choate
My brothers are both 6 ft. 5 in., and if you have younger brothers who are bigger than you then you have to learn the… — Nick Moran
My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that. — Tom Bergeron
My son Cooper has just turned ten and the sarcasm fairy has already started to take up residence inside his body. Not only am I… — Melissa Rivers
Avoid sarcasm. Don't insist on the last word. — Ford Frick
The American male doesn't mature until he has exhausted all other possibilities. — Wilfrid Sheed
Some intentionally injure others through mocking, sarcasm with no intent to help. Others are trying to help. — Sterling W Sill
I had always been warned that American didn't always get sarcasm — Lindsey Kelk
I thought the line 'I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska' was very funny. I think the word is 'sarcasm.' In my… — Andrea Fay Friedman
Blows are sarcasms turned stupid. — George Eliot
Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! — George Bernard Shaw
Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you want to look… — Eddie Izzard
There seems to me to be absolutely no limit to the inanity and credulity of the human race. Homo Sapiens! Homo idioticus! — Arthur Conan Doyle
I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way. — Allan Sloan
Sarcasm is lost in print. — Jon Cryer
Krzhizhanovsky wanted to perform imaginary experiments with the nature of time and space. Outside, in the streets, the Communist state was busy performing such experiments… — Adam Thirlwell
The object of a comedy is not to correct morals or ridicule the vices of society; no, a comedy should depict the discrepancies between life… — Vissarion Belinsky

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