Sarcasm Quotes

519 quotes by 301 authors

He had never seen a woman doctor before, and his whole conservative soul rose up in revolt at the idea. He could not recall any… — Arthur Conan Doyle
The less experienced a doctor is, the higher are his notions of professional dignity . . . — Arthur Conan Doyle
The sky was of the deepest blue, with a few white, fleecy clouds drifting lazily across it, and the air was filled with the low… — Arthur Conan Doyle
"There are one or two elementary rules to be observed in the way of handling patients," he remarked, seating himself on the table and swinging… — Arthur Conan Doyle
"Dr. Munro, sir," said he, "I am a walking museum. You could fit what ISN'T the matter with me on to the back of a… — Arthur Conan Doyle
Detection is, or ought to be, an exact science, and should be treated in the same cold and unemotional manner. You have attempted to tinge… — Arthur Conan Doyle
A fine horse or a beautiful woman, I cannot look at them unmoved, even now when seventy winters have chilled my blood. — Arthur Conan Doyle
My uncle, Mr. Stephen Maple, had been at the same time the most successful and the least respectable of our family, so that we hardly… — Arthur Conan Doyle
An absence of antecedents and of relatives is sometimes an aid rather than an impediment to social advancement . . . — Arthur Conan Doyle
I feel that there is reason lurking in you somewhere, so we will patiently grope round for it. — Arthur Conan Doyle
I trust that age doth not wither nor custom stale my infinite variety. — Arthur Conan Doyle
Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much. — Peter Ustinov
There are many kinds of smiles, each having a distinct character. Some announce goodness and sweetness, others betray sarcasm, bitterness and pride; some soften the… — Johann Kaspar Lavater
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. — Doug Larson
I'd to do more stuff with less sarcasm. — Sara Gilbert
Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me sometimes so when I… — Aubrey Plaza
Sometimes Americans don't quite get my sense of humor. My good ol' British sarcasm seems to go over their heads. — Lee Westwood
This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it. — Samuel Goldwyn
We are suffering from too much sarcasm. — Marianne Moore
When I first started writing, I was living in England and I had that uniquely English sense of sarcasm, which has definitely seemed to have… — Jane Green

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