My Dick Quotes

184 quotes by 98 authors

This CGI bullshit is the death knell of cinema. If I'd wanted all that computer game bullshit, I'd have stuck my dick in a Nintendo. — Quentin Tarantino
I wish pussy could talk just so that my dick would have the pleasure of shutting it the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja
My Dick is the CEO of getting down to fucking business. — Nikhil Saluja
Whoever is going through and downing all my quotes can suck my dick bitch. — Jessi
My gurl not allowed 2 mail off letters...wtf she lick'N a envelopes fo...my dick da only thang she should b lick'N — IG:catone_2_funny
Stupid bitch tried to cut my dick!So that's what happened. — Erdem Gezer
Since we talking about my dick. All of you haters say hi to it. Im Done... — Patience(:
All the hate goes to my dick.. — ANDY BIERSACK
Confidence, self respect, humility, my dick, patience, honesty and loyalty are few of the qualities I want in a woman. — Amit Verma
I don't give a fuck if u don't like my shit cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick. — Ash
I am so determined to be the best and most successful person in life than I could ever be. I want to be at the… — Elijah Foster
Tom did not suck my dick on a cruise while Kate Holmes ran away after Lord Xenu farted flying giraffes. — Jeremy Limn
Your girl's a snorter, so I let her sniff it off the block and when she get really high she suck my dick alot I… — Gucci Mane
I'm so fuckin' dumb I wrote diamonds on my thumb. That's a diamond on my dick, so that's a diamond on her tongue. — Gucci Mane
My dick took over, it ain't never felt this wet before. — J. Cole
Bitches always on my dick, I wear a condom when I shit! — J. Cole
25 b*tches on my dick and it's nothin. — Lil B
Hoes on my dick cuz I look like Jesus. — Lil B
Hoes suck my dick cuz' I sing like Ke$ha. — Lil B
Ten bitches ride my dick like a school bus. — Lil B

Who Wrote These My Dick Quotes

98 authors contributed a total of 184 My Dick Quotes, led by these top contributors: