Best My Dick Lines
184 My Dick quotes by 79 unique authors
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Bitches hopin on my dick, 'fore I hop up out the car. Walk away with 5 or 6 as I'm passing by the bars.
— Unknown Author
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Fuck you and that bitch you rode in on nobody really fucking cares so get of the T-I-P of my dick so fuck off dumbass
— Unknown Author
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Got the forty by my dick I keep on pissin' on the hammer. When they talkin' slick I double back with that banana.
— Rick Ross
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Got a badass bitch just bouncin' on my dick.
— Tyga
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DJ put that record on. That's my song, that's my shit. Rocking Henny XO. All these hoes, on my dick.
— DEV
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My dick is a manatee your girl vagina is the reef now watch my dick swim down deep
— Unknown Author
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Voice Command : Please say a command Me : Suck My Dick Voice Command: Command Not Recognized, Please Try Again
— Chad Robinson
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They tell me I'm the shit I'm like, duh!? girls on my dick I'm like, duh!? getting stupid in this bitch so wassap?
— Mac Miller
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I need a bad red bone to give my dick a message
— Lil Wayne
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One shot, bomboclat! Bitches jumping on my dick, hopping like it's hopscotch. Booty pop, my bitch don't wear that she prolly ass shots. I dont…
— Tyga
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Bitches know Im excellent like Mr. Burns. See my dick like Butter churn.
— Tyga
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Paparazzi is waiting, cause these bitches is stall. Now don't you feel a-stupid, yeah, that's egg on your face. If you weren't so ugly, I'd…
— Nicki Minaj
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You could suck my Dick cause thats what you made Me do
— Unknown Author
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Her hands on my dick,my hands on her tits
— BasedGodKam
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MMG my clique, that's why your bitch all on my dick. I got thirty racks in my pocket, I keep thirty shots in my clip.
— Meek Mill
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Shawty bad, Yeah she a star. I tell her bring it back like a DVR. Ain't nobody leaving, cause we too far. I tell her…
— Meek Mill
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I grab my dick in the picture, your ho be cropping the image. I let you scrape off the dishes, we eating nigga, I'll finish…
— Kendrick Lamar
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Her pussy good, my dick is gold. I'm in yo hood I probably fucked your ho.
— Trey Songz
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Now that you've had her, the next time you see her, do me a favor, ask your girl what my dick taste like????????!!!!!!!!!!!
— Unknown Author
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Woke Up This Morning , With My Dick To My Ceiling
— Deezy Da Dreadhead
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Hoes on my dick cause I look like a lesbian.
— Kreayshawn
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Bitch I'm deaf and suck my dick.
— Lil Smileyy
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Bitches don't respect me, bitches respect my dick.
— Lil Smileyy
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Bad yellow bitch with a tongue like a snake. I let her suck my dick then I fuck her to some Drake.
— Lil Wayne
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My ride cold and my bitch hot. I'm tired as hell but my dick not.
— Lil Wayne
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