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My Dick Quotes by Aziz Ansari
- When I walk around, sometimes people recognize me from things they've seen me in, TV or whatever. And they'd say, you know, stuff, and a…
- You missed a crazy party dude. I woke up with glitter on my dick!
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- This CGI bullshit is the death knell of cinema. If I'd wanted all that computer game bullshit, I'd have stuck my dick… — Quentin Tarantino
- I wish pussy could talk just so that my dick would have the pleasure of shutting it the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja
- My Dick is the CEO of getting down to fucking business. — Nikhil Saluja
- Whoever is going through and downing all my quotes can suck my dick bitch. — Jessi
- My gurl not allowed 2 mail off letters...wtf she lick'N a envelopes fo...my dick da only thang she should b lick'N — IG:catone_2_funny
- Stupid bitch tried to cut my dick!So that's what happened. — Erdem Gezer
- Since we talking about my dick. All of you haters say hi to it. Im Done... — Patience
- All the hate goes to my dick.. — ANDY BIERSACK
- Confidence, self respect, humility, my dick, patience, honesty and loyalty are few of the qualities I want in a woman. — Amit Verma
- I don't give a fuck if u don't like my shit cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my… — Ash
- I am so determined to be the best and most successful person in life than I could ever be. I want to… — Unknown Author
- Tom did not suck my dick on a cruise while Kate Holmes ran away after Lord Xenu farted flying giraffes. — Jeremy Limn