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You Quotes by Aziz Ansari
- Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you.
- For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have…
- Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians…
- I'm the kind of person, if I see something, like a funny video, I want to share it. With Twitter and Tumblr you can do…
- Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you're not supposed to be the coolest guy.
- What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about…
- Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out and…
- I guess after college, I just got really into food. I also think going on the road doing stand-up makes you more into food. Because…
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