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Stand-Up Quotes by Aziz Ansari
- I was 18 when I started. I was hanging out with some friends and they asked if I had tried stand-up before. I hadn't, but…
- Even in my stand-up, there's a lot more positivity and enthusiasm rather than negative, I-hate-everything vibes.
- London seems to be a town with a lot of comedy fans and people that really enjoy stand-up.
- Stand-up comedy is a raunchy profession.
- What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about…
- With stand-up, it's more interesting to hear about people's failures than their successes.
- Other than friends and family, my favorite things are New York and stand-up. I love doing comedy in New York - I can do way…
- With stand-up, I can have an idea, go down the street to a comedy club and work on it, flesh it out, book a venue,…
- I guess after college, I just got really into food. I also think going on the road doing stand-up makes you more into food. Because…
More Stand-Up Quotes
- Stand-up came out of three things. Frustration, necessity and arrogance. I didn't have a great career ahead of me in anything. Someone… — Eric Bana
- I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could… — Roseanne Barr
- I had - after I sang the 'Star Spangled Banner' so badly, after my tragic singing accident, after that, you know, all… — Roseanne Barr
- When I used to watch comedians with my dad, he laid it all out for me. He wanted to be a comedian… — Roseanne Barr
- I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute. — Lewis Black
- My touring has never stopped; from the time I started doing stand-up, I've been on the road. — Lewis Black
- Stand-up is the only thing in which you actually write it, act it and direct it simultaneously, so it's actually a great… — Lewis Black
- I think comics in New York are interested in being comics. And there're comics in L.A. who are touring comics, who are… — Lewis Black
- I've been very lucky. There are guys I know who are really terrific in this business of stand-up who have not gotten… — Lewis Black
- Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. There's… — Elayne Boosler
- I've never been able to write for stand-up. — Elayne Boosler
- I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh or they… — Jo Brand