Best My Dick Quotations
184 My Dick quotes by 79 unique authors
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Fuck you, jack. Who the fuck you think you is, motherfuckin' Ron O'Neil? Talkin' bout I better pay you. You can suck my dick.
— Man
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Man, What about the fine ass hos I had coming here. They said they were gonna fuck for a buck, do something strange for a…
— Day-Day
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I'mma take your bitch back to my crib You already know my dick is gon' be in ribs.
— Odd Future
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I-I Dont think they want it your girls on my dick and she trying to sit up on it she hopped on my lap even…
— Big Sean
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I love girls that Arabian, Albanian, caucasian. I ride around gettin cranium cause my dick is hard as titanium.
— Big Sean
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Rose in my champagne glass and diamonds in my ring. Uh, roll some, thats your bitch on my dick, I might let her hold something.
— Wiz Khalifa
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I came back with some sicker songs. that got these broke niggas lookin at me like they chokin on a chicken bone. every chick I…
— Fabolous
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Never heard that D be runnin, cuz D be gunnin. I beat my dick and bust off in ya eye, so you can see me…
— DMX
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Imma pickie one I like my dick rock hard not the stickie one that taste like slob
— Lil Kim
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Got a sign on my dick, bad bitches only.
— Tyga
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I ride around getting cranium cause my dick hard as titanium...
— Big Sean
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Tryna see whats in common but my dick whats between us.
— Big Sean
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The money I get make a nigga rich and make a bitch nigga sit, make a hoe get on my dick, come to the crib…
— Wiz Khalifa
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When I win it's just free they think I'm Oprah's cousin. Win free, I don't think y'all get me. If you keep running your mouth…
— Wale
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Better cuff your chick if you with her I can get her And she accidentally slip fall on my dick.
— Chris Brown
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Girls on my dick when I pretty boy swag, girls scream my name when I pretty boy swag.
— Soulja Boy
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They say my dick is a joke now I hope they get it
— Lil Wayne
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Call My Dick Curiosity Because It Killed The Cat
— Big Sean
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Put my dick in they mouth so I guess is fuck what they say
— Lil Wayne
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65 hoes on my dick bitch its christmas.
— Lil B
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Guy ; you wanna hear a joke about my dick ? . never mind it to long girl ; you wanna hear a joke about…
— Unknown Author
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Suck my dick
— Audrey Kitching
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Represent, Watch The Throne, niggall be pissed off. Earth is boring to im, shit is makin my dick soft.
— Jay-Z
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Hey boys and girls, I got a new riddle. Whos the new old perv thats tryna play second fiddle? No disrespect, Im not tryna belittle…
— Kanye West
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One! two! We're coming for you. Three! four! Lock your door. Five! six! Suck on my dick. Brokencyde will never die!
— BrokeNCYDE
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