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184 My Dick quotes by 79 unique authors

MTV could suck my dick, and I ain't fuckin' playing. — Tyler The Creator
That's my dick. Not my arm. — Nikhil Saluja
A fun thing to do during sex is to ask How's my dick look? every 30 seconds. — Nikhil Saluja
Live, Laugh, Love MY DICK! — Nikhil Saluja
I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. In case you Want me to put some words in your mouth. — Nikhil Saluja
My dick so hard it make the metal detector go off. — 2 Chainz
My dick is like the Men's Warehouse; You're gonna like the way I fuck, I guarantee it. — Nikhil Saluja
I wish my girlfriend sucked my dick the way she sucks the fun out of everything. — Nikhil Saluja

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