Best My Dick Thoughts
184 My Dick quotes by 79 unique authors
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She suck my dick for 60 seconds and swallow all my Minute Maid.
— Lil Wayne
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When I walk around, sometimes people recognize me from things they've seen me in, TV or whatever. And they'd say, you know, stuff, and a…
— Aziz Ansari
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You missed a crazy party dude. I woke up with glitter on my dick!
— Aziz Ansari
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My dick is too aware that your pussy is a chamber of financial ruin!
— Louis C. K.
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Fucking bitches left and right, my dick is ambidextrous.
— Childish Gambino
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Douche: hey Girl: Douche: HEY Girl: What? Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick Girl: Excuse me? Douche: Yeah, it…
— Ella Rojas
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Boy: Hi. Girl: I have a boyfriend. Boy: I said hi, not suck my dick.
— Justin Lee Riner
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Love me or hate me bt I'm gonna do asshole by my dick ......as u deserves this nly nt my love.....!!
— Smile Mittu
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Bitches talk shit because they don't know Me; But if I had a Dick they'd be the first ones to blow me.. So bitch keep…
— Unknown Author
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The Grammys can suck my dick.
— Kanye West
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And the Bitch is gone ya... I by myself yeah. Im by myself yeah. What I'm gonna do. What I'm gonna do. I'm gonna beat…
— Unknown Author
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I'm in the crib butt naked bitch. She said my dick could be the next black president.
— Lil Wayne
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Had a dream that my dick turned to Megatron. But my girl, was sleeping with Decepticons.
— Lil Wayne
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I was fucking before my dick started growin' hair. Bitches sweatin' me like John Mayer, or warm air.
— Lil Wayne
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Lettin' all these hoes ride my dick, car pools.
— Lil Wayne
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My dick is her chair. It be sexual warfare, I be loaded like software.
— Lil Wayne
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T-Rawws rock my own kick game 8 figure deal figure how I'm courtside at clip game Still pop ace king shit I'm with Rozay Black…
— Tyga
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Well why don't ca suck my dick? 0_0
— Jeremy G
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Things you'll never hear stop sucking my dick or ill call the police
— Shubham Joshi
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People are not stupid they do know who they could cheat on and get away with it. All I know is I don't think I…
— Glen Rambharack
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That young 19 years old Caribbean chick, will do any thing I want in bed, she love my dick like that! But she is over…
— Glen Rambharack
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Ladies, God created you to make my dick hard, not my life...
— Nikhil Saluja
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I look at her boobs, and she looks at my dick, and that's when I realize the best things in life are actually free.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Crib's like a mob boss. My bitch get my car washed. We don't stop, my dick out, her jaw drop.
— Mac Miller
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You think I give a fuck? I ain't even stick my dick in yet.
— Tyler The Creator
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