Best Clever Facebook Status Quotations
322 Clever Facebook Status quotes by 133 unique authors
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Problem of solving a problem is not a problem, but when a problem solves a problem without any problem then the problem is not at…
— Hussein Nishah
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Some are born mad, some achieve madness, and some have madness thrust upon 'em.
— Emilie Autumn
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That moment when someone reiterates something for the zillion time and you are thinking, she just beat the horse to death, resurrected the horse, and…
— Eugene Nathaniel Butler
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So there's this girl... SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. And she's reading this... RIGHT NOW.
— Emanuel Sebastiao
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You won't understand someone else's PAIN until you're the one who feels it
— Emanuel Sebastiao
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Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.
— Unknown Author
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If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably unfriend me.
— Danish
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When your GF blocks u on Facebook, Its called an electronic divorce
— Danish
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People be posting nude pics just to get likes and attention on facebook like wtf what happen to your self respect?
— Christine Ramkran
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Screw the dislike button, what Facebook really needs is an eye-roll button
— Avalon
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If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
— ProudLesbian
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Reasons why I stop replying: 1) Im busy 2) Youre boring 3) Im mad 4) You replied with one word 5) Im on twitter 6)…
— Christine Ramkran
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One of my very close friends asked me -: Hey! Did you learn Arabic? And I replied . . . . . . . *ILLA*
— Irfan Khan
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Dont trust too much Dont love too much Dont hope too much Because that too much Can hurt you so much.
— Karan
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Some people are as useless as the 'g' in 'lasagna'
— LyLe
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Dear mark zuckerburg .. Could u kindly change the pokes tab to d I just wanna fuck u tab .. urz truly That Fat horny…
— Joey Bones
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I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in the way.
— ProudLesbian
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
— Rachel
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I'm just a teen who loves netflix...
— Emanuel Sebastiao
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My doctor said I needed help, I almost believed him.
— Aruho Marvin
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Bacon Is Bacon Eggs Are Eggs Don't Let A Guy Get In Between Your Legs, He Says Your Cute, He Says Your Fine Nine Months…
— Danish
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I love being spontaneous than instantaneous!
— Sweety
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To Friend Me or To Unfriend Me... I Am Still A Friend.
— Cv Pillay
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There are many fake people who are always kind to you.Beware!!!
— Abhishek Tiwari
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I am proud of my heart.It's played,burned and broken.But still works
— Abhishek Tiwari
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