Best Clever Facebook Status Thoughts
322 Clever Facebook Status quotes by 133 unique authors
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Wow, that is a nice lookin pair of Crocs. Said no one ever
— Becca
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After sending a risky text, one minute seems like an eternity.
— Becca
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Best invention ever; a mirror that takes pictures
— Becca
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If a woman asks you a question, its better to tell her the truth , chances are shes asking you because she already knows the…
— Becca
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I didnt say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
— Becca
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The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room
— Becca
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
— Becca
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Without ME, its just AWESO.
— Becca
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Did you know? Its impossible to say Good Eye Might without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried :)
— Becca
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I speak my mind, I never mind what I speak!
— Aaraf
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My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee
— Unknown Author
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It's should have a relationship status for 'I'm totally being dump with whoever!'
— TheTowraMowra
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One of life's mysteries: why someone who won't speak to you in public wants to be your friend on Facebook.
— Susan Gale
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I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy.
— Jarod Kintz
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I find it weird to see .99cent burgers and $4.99 for a salad, and they say why is America an obese country??? Just take the…
— Osvaldo M
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I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget.
— Aicel
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Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
— Aicel
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
— Aicel
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
— Aicel
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Forget the past cause you can't change it...and forget the present...cause I didn't get you one.
— Drake
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Fighting on internet is like competing in the Special Olympics...Even if you win, you are still a Retard
— Chris Sullivan
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I can't predict the future, I can't change the past... All I can do is live my life today, and hope to wake up tomorrow
— Dye
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Knowing a person is like music, what attracts us to them is their melody, and as we get to know who they are, we learn…
— Xiang16
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You're all thats in my mind.. I wish one day you would get out of my mind coz Id love to make you mine...
— Joanne Lobedica
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Smaller circles = Less problems.
— Kiana JWilson
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