"I like my relationships like I like my…" — Jarod Kintz

"I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy."

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53 Quotes by Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz has 53 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I hate when women give me that look. That overlook.
Im reminded of Orville Tethington, inventor of the worlds first steam-powered fog machine. Hes also the guy who, after the…
I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hungrily staring at my naked body was…
Nothing, Everything, Anything, Something: If you have nothing, then you have everything, because you have the freedom to do anything,…
I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed to go on for…
Sometimes the thing that brings us together also pulls us apart. Sort of like a zipper.
Im not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, Im dying my hair tonight.
If our destiny stems from our name, then I weep for the flower named Wilt.
I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to…
The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasnt hungry, I just wanted to call some plays.
A hotel is a temporary aquarium for people. Thats why I travel with a fishing pole, and erectile dysfunction medicine.
I went to a football game once and got punched in the face, but you couldnt tell because I was…

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