"I went to a football game once and……" — Jarod Kintz
"I went to a football game once and got punched in the face, but you couldnt tell because I was already sitting in the nosebleed section."
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- If our destiny stems from our name, then I weep for the flower named Wilt.
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- The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is…
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