Best Clever Facebook Status Proverbs

322 Clever Facebook Status quotes by 133 unique authors

Alpha Kenny bode ifyi semore But!....(now say it out loud) — Syoung
2 wrongs dont make a right, but when its too right somthing has to be wrong. — Syoung
You know what they say about men with big feet...big socks. — Mario Tomasello
You're so full of shit Porta Potties get jealous! — Brian Zilinek
Dear Facebook mobile, Please update your app and fix all the glitches. Your app has more issues than my last relationship. Sincerely, Me and everybody… — Brian Zilinek
You're Only Young Once-YOYO — Brian Zilinek
Being loyal and real isn't easy. Why do you think the majority of people are fake? Most are terrified of confrontation which is why they're… — Brian Zilinek
I wonder what the job titles are at Trojan Condoms? Gap Analyst? Lubrication Assistant? Package Consultant? Lol any ideas? — Brian Zilinek
How to be a rapper in 2012: Wear skinny jeans, rap about how high drunk you get, pretend you can afford designer clothes, pretend like… — Brian Zilinek
Your opinion is about as relevant as Vanilla Ice in 2012. If you still wear FUBU don't tell me how to dress, if you're not… — Brian Zilinek
If you make a fake profile posing as a girl and add people to spy on them you should maybe invest in a social life… — Brian Zilinek
I always find it ironic that dramatic people's conversations revolve around how dramatic someone is..run in circles much? — Brian Zilinek
Makes me laugh how every rapper goes around sayin things like, I fucked yo bitch....umm since when was getting sloppy seconds a cool thing? — Brian Zilinek
I always thought an Oxymoron was an idiot addicted to synthetic heroin until I Googled it...lol — Brian Zilinek
If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station. — Seth Rogen
Nice tan, what's your race? Carrot? — Seth Rogan
Fuck YOLO, live by F.I.S.H. Fuck it, shit happens. — Seth Rogan
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan
People staying in line for $300 sneakers...People standing in line for the club..but will those same people stay in line to vote? — JORdinary_[Ws)
Ain't it evil to live backwards? — Mario Tomasello
That awkward moment when your at the club and the women next to you sings along with the song and says I Got 10 Bathrooms… — Raul Vasquez
It's important how you see what you see! — Syoung
If you cheat on me I hope you get an STD — Jerett Parker
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams
Hi, I'm a shower. If you turn me on, I'll make you wet. — Mickey Anderson

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