"How to be a rapper in 2012: Wear……" — Brian Zilinek

"How to be a rapper in 2012: Wear skinny jeans, rap about how high drunk you get, pretend you can afford designer clothes, pretend like you drive fancy cars when in reality you probably don't have your license and make every other line about how you slept with someone's girl behind their back. In rap that makes you cool. In real life that makes you slimy, disloyal and untrustworthy."

— Brian Zilinek

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