Brian Zilinek Quotes
- You're so full of shit Porta Potties get jealous! Fake Friends
- If every story someone tells you revolves around how great they are and how they're always the victim in situations they're most likely full of… Blame
- Dear Facebook mobile, Please update your app and fix all the glitches. Your app has more issues than my last relationship. Sincerely, Me and everybody… All
- It annoys me when people act like you're worthless if you're not a college graduate. The reality is the most successful people in the world… Act
- You know why we live in a world full of lies and deception? Because the truth hurts. People seem to believe lies like it's nothing… Accept
- That awkward moment when you walk into a public restroom and the guy at the urinal has his shorts to his ankles and his hands… Ankles
- Unwritten rule of life: If you're in a hurry someone slow will always manage to end up in front of you. Always Manage
- You're Only Young Once-YOYO Once
- Taking subtle shots at someone on Facebook and acting cool to their face=bitch move Acting
- Being loyal and real isn't easy. Why do you think the majority of people are fake? Most are terrified of confrontation which is why they're… Confrontation
- I wonder what the job titles are at Trojan Condoms? Gap Analyst? Lubrication Assistant? Package Consultant? Lol any ideas? Analyst
- Stupidity is unattractive then again so is someone trying too hard to prove they're intelligent. Guess I'm hard to satisfy? Dating
- How to be a rapper in 2012: Wear skinny jeans, rap about how high drunk you get, pretend you can afford designer clothes, pretend like… Afford
- I had Five Guys Burger and Fries for dinner. Now my car smells like the food. Just realized it'd sound bad saying the smell in… Bad
- Your opinion is about as relevant as Vanilla Ice in 2012. If you still wear FUBU don't tell me how to dress, if you're not… Accept
- If you make a fake profile posing as a girl and add people to spy on them you should maybe invest in a social life… Add
- I always find it ironic that dramatic people's conversations revolve around how dramatic someone is..run in circles much? Always Find
- I think we all have wanted someone we can't have while someone that can't have us wants us. All
- Moving too fast in a relationship is like putting delicate clothes in a hot dryer. Things will heat up fast but permanent damage will be… Clothes
- Makes me laugh how every rapper goes around sayin things like, I fucked yo bitch....umm since when was getting sloppy seconds a cool thing? Bitch