Best Clever Facebook Status Words
322 Clever Facebook Status quotes by 133 unique authors
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Use a tissue when wanting to cry, not the social sites
— Taelor Chardae
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Slapping might work for most, but if I beat you until you were too ugly even for the radio,the only thing I'd get is bruised…
— Simi Ngr
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I would rather be someone's shot of whiskey than being everyone's cup of tea..!
— Simi Ngr
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Like a lipstick you put that red mark on me.
— Joanne Lobedica
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I never get tired of looking at your face. I always long for your sweet embrace.
— Joanne Lobedica
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It's hard to disguise the love I feel inside every time you look in my eyes.
— Joanne Lobedica
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We're in a love triangle between me, you and my love for pizza.
— Emanuel Sebastiao
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My wall. My status. My opinions. My thoughts. None of your business.
— SangFroid Stalker
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Sorry for my absence.. My life is not just facebook.. I have other things to do as well..
— SangFroid Stalker
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Don't let your ears witness what your eyes didn't see. Don't let your mouth speak what your heart doesn't feel.
— Anurag Prakash Ray
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Facebook is like a fridge. When youre bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if theres anything good in it.
— Bilal Zahoor
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Sometimes we struggle through a tasteless coffee till the last sip, then we find sugar lying at the bottom .. that's life, sweetened but not…
— Anurag Prakash Ray
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Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.
— Butterfly_Kisses
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Life is a artwork. And the picture you paint is what describes who you are.
— Emanuel Sebastiao
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Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. Youre only doing it for attention and youll be back in a day.
— Brad
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LOVE has 4 letters, but so does HATE. FRIENDS has 7 letters, but so does ENEMIES. TRUTH has 5 letters, but so does LYING.
— Unknown Author
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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.
— Rick Sutter
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If plan A didn't work. The alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay Cool.
— Tonirose
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Patience pays off for sure, you just need to be a little bit more Patient.
— Raghav Singh
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook.... One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments.. on their posts.... And the others…
— Unknown Author
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Never on schedule, but always on time.
— Nas
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If talk is cheap, then my silence is diamonds.
— Lupe Fiasco
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You have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish cant Drown.
— Sydney
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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.
— Chris
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Sometimes you have to make the right decision, and sometimes you have to make the decision right.
— Dr Phil
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