Famous Clever Facebook Status Quotations
322 Clever Facebook Status quotes by 133 unique authors
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What if the idea of everything being legal for a night was for real.. I would park in a no park zone and throw my…
— Soul
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My girlfriend broke up with me because she says I listen to way to much Linkin park but in the end it doesn't even matter.
— Mario Tomasello
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If you had to choose between Bill Gates money and world peace...which color would your lamborghini be?
— Mario Tomasello
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The prob is you don't know the feeling of getting ignored, I too could made u feel like crap. but I respect your emotions, I…
— Unknown Author
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Post...What is in your Heart..! Like...What Impressed your heart..! Command...with the touch of your heart..! Share...Attract yours friend's Heart..! your friends moreeee ! I my…
— ArunVino
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SMILE for happiness, and LOVE the one who deserve it, CRY for sadness, and HATE the one who need it.
— Unknown Author
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If money grew on trees,Girls would date monkey!!!
— Punkinhead Abhishek
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I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people.
— Punkinhead Abhishek
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They say that good boys are found in the corners of the earth. UNFORTUNATELY, the earth is round.
— Punkinhead Abhishek
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See yourself from my eyes and you'll see how much you mean to me
— Emanuel Sebastiao
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Cute, weird, original girls with a big heart are so much more attractive than fake barbie wannabes!
— KiKi Strack
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Dance like the photos not being tagged. Love like you've never been unfriended. Sing like nobody's following. Share like you care. And do it all…
— Raymond Estrada
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Dreams need to be reach for not waited for
— Unknown Author
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Exams are close, so I will flip a coin; if heads will go on Facebook and if tails will go on Search Quotes, and if…
— Punkinhead Abhishek
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The only person who tells you the True in front of your eyes is the Mirror
— Day Lopez
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If you miss someone just tag their names to remember you! :D
— Mc Vinzed
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Fun fact: if you tell someone to kill themselves it's considered encouraging suicide and you can get a fine of $25,000 and 10+ years in…
— Unknown Author
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That annoying moment when you just want to listen to music but someone wants to constantly speak to you, making you pause your song
— Emanuel Sebastiao
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People don't want to hear the news anymore; they more worry about celebrity scandal, gossip. The news doesn't have to be truthful anymore, just entertaining
— Emanuel Sebastiao
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
— Jenny_pajaron
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When people talk about me behind my back, I sit back and think 'Wow, I've got myself a fan club!'
— Abhishek Tiwari
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The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.
— Johnneil Bertrand
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