Best Clever Facebook Status Lines
322 Clever Facebook Status quotes by 133 unique authors
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I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.
— Jon Lajoie
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To men, women are just city buses, there's another one every five minutes.
— Unknown Author
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
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Her legs spread so easily I cant believe its not butter (;
— Unknown Author
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The shit you hear about me might be true, but then again it might be as fake as the bitch who told you :)
— Unknown Author
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BITCH... please
— Latest
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Amit Biz Shady Kashyap
— Unknown Author
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In Africa, Temple Run is not just a game, its a life style.
— Kalle Amadou
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Face your problems...Don't Facebook your problems!!!!
— Unknown Author
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Please stop sarcasm me on your facebook status, removed me from your friend list..it's free..
— Diana Yan Manan
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First Rule of Business: Stay out of mine.
— Itsme867
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I got 99 cookies because a bit*h ate one
— Unknown Author
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Mom, thank you for all that you've done and still do. I do love you and no one can replace my love to you.
— OhItsVynn
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When you broke up, everybody said you deserve to get the one better, but no one is willing to give it to you.
— OhItsVynn
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That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends.
— OhItsVynn
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Sometimes it's okay to be single as long as you enjoy it and not dying for a boyfriend.
— OhItsVynn
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Way to make a girl smile: always tell her You're beautiful. a little lie doesn't matter (:
— OhItsVynn
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What Mom says are always right. I did ignore what was she saying but as the time goes by it comes right and true.
— OhItsVynn
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Things in my life that are priceless are my best friends for life! They're priceless, no one allowed buy them from me.
— OhItsVynn
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A friend would hurt you, but a best friend would kick their ass if they hurt you.
— OhItsVynn
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Being single is much better than in a relationship with someone who always hurt you.
— OhItsVynn
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It's okay if you insult me, I can handle it. But if you insult my friend, I'm gonna punch you in face and break your…
— OhItsVynn
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Turning into a Ninja when your phone rings in another room!
— Becca
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Im not wasting my time trying to be real for you, Im real for me.
— Becca
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1.Morning Routine: 1. Wake Up 2. Check phone for messages 3. Check Facebook for any notifications.
— Becca
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