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322 Clever Facebook Status quotes by 133 unique authors

I Mean You Will Never forget your first Love and HOW They made You feel and maybe someone won't ever make You feel The exact… — Kiana JWilson
This is the earliest that I've ever been late. — Jay Bui
A slut is like the first piece of bread in a loaf, everyone touches it, but nobody wants it. — Mitchell Sakundiak
Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off. — Mitchell Sakundiak
Hard working items makes them precious because the work its put into it but precious things can enter our life's unexpectedly. — Unknown Author
Whats the point of having U as a FRIEND in FACEBOOK.. when in real life I really wanna SLAP ur FACE with a BOOK!!!... — Joanne Lobedica
Facebook must be the site for millionaires, because two cents seem to fall from everywhere. — Adar Burks
If you hear an Onion Ring, answer it — Toni Watson
I wonder if the clothes in China say made around the corner — Avan Nathan
If your friend changes plans or ignores you after you've made plans with him for a while JUST to hangout with his girlfriend who he… — Chad
My teacher told me to shoot for the stars, you can be anything. I told him if I do that I would only be an… — Livefree2dream44
You couldnt handle me even if I came with Instructions. — Syoung
Girls are too nosey. if you don't know me or don't like me , why add me on facebook? to get news? to creep my… — Brittany Provo
You know,you've already move on when you saw him online on facebook and it doesnt hurt anymore — Debbie
I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar. — Carlin Whisler
If pain is pleasure, ima make you shed tears. — Syoung
Complaining about wanting a relationship just makes you look more desprate then you are. — Syoung
Um , Never Understood Why Guys Take Pictures Of Their Lips.. Lol Uh Guess Im Missing The Point. — Syoung
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. — Nateman
If you want your dreams to come true, then wake up and make it happen! — Zendy
My parents always told me, if I dont have anything nice to say,dont say it at all. Some people wonder why I'm so quiet around… — Syoung
Love me ? Great. Hate me? Okay.Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me.Think you know me? You have no idea. — Syoung
Love shows us what we lack but, excepts us like we're whole. — MeagansRevolution
Dear math , I liked you a whole lot more before you and the alphabet started hooking up Sincerely, All students. — Xuan Ta
Obama supporters are like christmas lights. They all hang out together, half of em don't work, and the ones that do work aren't very bright. — Mario Tomasello

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