Best Clever Facebook Status Wisdom
322 Clever Facebook Status quotes by 133 unique authors
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I Mean You Will Never forget your first Love and HOW They made You feel and maybe someone won't ever make You feel The exact…
— Kiana JWilson
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This is the earliest that I've ever been late.
— Jay Bui
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A slut is like the first piece of bread in a loaf, everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
— Mitchell Sakundiak
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Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off.
— Mitchell Sakundiak
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Hard working items makes them precious because the work its put into it but precious things can enter our life's unexpectedly.
— Unknown Author
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Whats the point of having U as a FRIEND in FACEBOOK.. when in real life I really wanna SLAP ur FACE with a BOOK!!!...
— Joanne Lobedica
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Facebook must be the site for millionaires, because two cents seem to fall from everywhere.
— Adar Burks
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If you hear an Onion Ring, answer it
— Toni Watson
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I wonder if the clothes in China say made around the corner
— Avan Nathan
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If your friend changes plans or ignores you after you've made plans with him for a while JUST to hangout with his girlfriend who he…
— Chad
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My teacher told me to shoot for the stars, you can be anything. I told him if I do that I would only be an…
— Livefree2dream44
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You couldnt handle me even if I came with Instructions.
— Syoung
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Girls are too nosey. if you don't know me or don't like me , why add me on facebook? to get news? to creep my…
— Brittany Provo
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You know,you've already move on when you saw him online on facebook and it doesnt hurt anymore
— Debbie
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I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
— Carlin Whisler
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If pain is pleasure, ima make you shed tears.
— Syoung
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Complaining about wanting a relationship just makes you look more desprate then you are.
— Syoung
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Um , Never Understood Why Guys Take Pictures Of Their Lips.. Lol Uh Guess Im Missing The Point.
— Syoung
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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
— Nateman
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If you want your dreams to come true, then wake up and make it happen!
— Zendy
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My parents always told me, if I dont have anything nice to say,dont say it at all. Some people wonder why I'm so quiet around…
— Syoung
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Love me ? Great. Hate me? Okay.Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me.Think you know me? You have no idea.
— Syoung
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Love shows us what we lack but, excepts us like we're whole.
— MeagansRevolution
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Dear math , I liked you a whole lot more before you and the alphabet started hooking up Sincerely, All students.
— Xuan Ta
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Obama supporters are like christmas lights. They all hang out together, half of em don't work, and the ones that do work aren't very bright.
— Mario Tomasello
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