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Witty Facebook Status Quotes by Becca
- Turning into a Ninja when your phone rings in another room!
- That urge you get to write no one gives a shit on someones status.
- Because when stressed is spelled backwards it becomes 'DESSERTS'
- 1.Morning Routine: 1. Wake Up 2. Check phone for messages 3. Check Facebook for any notifications.
- Wow, that is a nice lookin pair of Crocs. Said no one ever
- After sending a risky text, one minute seems like an eternity.
- Best invention ever; a mirror that takes pictures
- If a woman asks you a question, its better to tell her the truth , chances are shes asking you because she already knows the…
- I didnt say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
- The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room
- WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
- Without ME, its just AWESO.
- Did you know? Its impossible to say Good Eye Might without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried :)
- Avoid Fruit and Nuts. You are what you eat!
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- A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. — Bob Hope
- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. — Steven Wright
- Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it. — Oscar Wilde
- My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch. — Jack Nicholson
- Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember — Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
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- When people say life is short. What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do… — Babloo