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Witty Quotes by Superman
- If Im driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.
- Theres nothing to fear. Except maybe that weird guy over there.
- If money doesnt grow on trees why do bank have branches?
- Im sorry, did that hurt? I thought that there was a gnat on your cheek.
- Understanding the single-line quote is like comprehending the bulky book with its title only and correctly.
- The voices in my head were arguing over who would be me today.
- Your ex asking if you can still be friends after a break- up is like a kidnapper telling you to keep in touch.
- Not being able to sleep at night is a real eye opener.
- A lot of people get a monkey off their back in order to make room for an elephant.
- I refuse to have a battle of wits against an unarmed opponent. Dont be so humble- you are not that great.
- I live in my own world but its okay. They know me there.
- A guy wants to get his girlfriend something nice for her birthday. She says, oh, just take me somewhere expensive. so he drops her off…
- Saying you are right when youre wrong only gives you the right to be wrong
- When I get home at night I look up at the sky and talk to the stars pretending its you. It acts just like you…
- In the end everything we do, is just everything weve done.
- Whoever said that nothing was impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
- Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought; Where the heck is my ceiling?!
- Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
- It isnt homework unless its due tomorrow.
- Having voices in your head is normal. Listening to them, common. Arguing, acceptable. However, when you lose the argument, youre in trouble.
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