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- Do you know how many movies I wrote when I was high?
- How do you know what is the right path to choose to get the result that you desire? The honest answer is this: You won't.…
- You know if I had nickel for every time Bush has mentioned 9/11, I could raise enough reward money to go after Bin Laden.
- After a long investigation the SEC has fined Halliburton $7.5 million for issuing fraudulent statements exaggerating their profits in 1998 and 1999 during which their…
- You know who talks about race? Racists!
- It's harder to eat meat when you know the animal's name...I have found.
- Fire up your heart for the wind is getting cold, now it always gets cold for the riders of the night. When you carry that…
- I could never wrap my head around why the world and the President that Republicans describe bears so little resemblance to the world and the…
- Nobody cares that Mitt Romney is rich. It's Romney's inability to understand the institutional advantage that he gains from the government’s tax code largesse, that’s…
- The (Supreme Court) ruling that anyone who's arrested -- even accidentally -- can be strip-searched was decided five to four, with the votes for the…
- I'm a bit down. Liza Minelli and David Gest, I don't know how it didn't work out. How can a man who likes other men…
- You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on…
- A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.'
- More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know…
- Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army,…
- The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events.…
- Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I figured this out. I know what's wrong with what we've done in Iraq. We've been following time as…
- I don't know where you come from, but I'm very glad you're here.
- Just every moment with Dick Cheney has been my favorite. Here's what I wonder about Dick Cheney, and the reason that maybe they keep him…
- Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished fraud perpetrated on the American public by such companies as…
- I don't know why people think that somehow the First Amendment applies to network television. It doesn't. It's like the way free speech doesn't apply…
- GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote, man of the people, and reveal him to be a…
- Alright guys, I want to get out there and vote tomorrow. And not because it's cool, because it's not. You know what is cool? Smoking.…
- I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it.…
- We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the beauty of fake journalism. We don't have to - we…
More Know Quotes
- Revolutionaries do not make revolutions. The revolutionaries are those who know when power is lying in the street and then they can… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- Man cannot be free if he does not know that he is subject to necessity, because his freedom is always won in… — Hannah Arendt
- I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself. — Pietro Aretino
- I'd take precision any day over power; as far as being tactical you know you have to see what's going on in… — Alexis Arguello
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- I know how the American people care for that democratic principle. They want to see their vote respected. As we in Haiti… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach. — Aristotle
- My mother is the coolest, most amazing person I know. — J. J. Abrams
- Listen to what you know instead of what you fear. — Richard Bach
- A lot of punk rock is not going to be in the mainstream. It's below the radar. The beauty of it is… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Obviously, I come from one background, and the people that design fitness equipment have been doing it for years and years, and… — Lance Armstrong