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- Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you…
- The overwhelming condemnation makes it clear we have made enormous progress in teaching everyone that racism is bad. Where we seem to have dropped the…
- I'll tell you this: Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality. And the protections that we have, for religion -we protect religion- and…
- President Bush announced his new economic plan. The centerpiece was a proposed repeal of the dividend tax on stocks, a boon that could be worth…
- People talk about sexual assault like it's a bad habit that men have.
- Republicans are no longer allowed to say that people are rich. You have to refer to them as 'job creator.' You can't even use the…
- No matter what your race, creed or sexual preference, there is a word that people use to describe you that is very nasty. It's what…
- College is something you complete. Life is something you experience. So don't worry about your grade, or the results or success. Success is defined in…
- Corporations are the only reason the tax code is so complicated in the first place. Those off-shore loopholes didn't get carved out by poor people.
- They may want to insist that corporations are people but corporations are certainly not Americans.
- It's a travesty that people have forced someone who is gay to have to make their case that they deserve the same basic rights as…
- Michael Brown, the director of FEMA, was nominated by President Bush in 2003 and plans to start the job any day now. ... Prior to…
- Scores of Iraqi exiles met in London to discuss ways to overthrow Saddam Hussein in a grand gathering dubbed the 'Iraqi Military Alliance Meeting.' Of…
- Senator John McCain, who spent over five years in a Vietnamese POW camp, publicly releases 1,000 pages of medical records. Now people are left with…
- The United States Central Command of the Armed Forces has asked Geraldo Rivera to leave Iraq. It should also be noted that the only three…
- Nobody cares that Mitt Romney is rich. It's Romney's inability to understand the institutional advantage that he gains from the government’s tax code largesse, that’s…
- I have to say, as someone who is not a Christian, it’s hard for me to believe Christians are a persecuted people in America. God…
- A guy who says what people who aren't thinking are thinking.
- I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed…
- There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours…
- If you're going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you've also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you're going to have rioting…
- Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.
- If America leads a blessed life, then why did God put all of our oil under people who hate us?
- You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.
- Thomas Jefferson once said: 'Of course the people don't want war. But the people can be brought to the bidding of their leader. All you…
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- The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil. — Hannah Arendt
- Poets are the only people to whom love is not only a crucial, but an indispensable experience, which entitles them to mistake… — Hannah Arendt
- Culture relates to objects and is a phenomenon of the world; entertainment relates to people and is a phenomenon of life. — Hannah Arendt
- Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the air now… — Alexis Arguello
- I work with really hard-working people who are really good at what they do. — J. J. Abrams
- As far as we are concerned, we are ready to leave today, tomorrow, at any time, to join the people of Haiti,… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- When you care about human beings, you do your best to not repress and to not let people to repress and to… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- I know how the American people care for that democratic principle. They want to see their vote respected. As we in Haiti… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Sometimes people who want to understand Haiti from a political perspective may be missing part of the picture. They also need to… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
- Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms. — Aristotle