"If you're going to give people 20 minutes……" — Jon Stewart
"If you're going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you've also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you're going to have rioting in the streets."
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230 Quotes by Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart has 230 quotes on this site.
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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is…
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried…
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him…
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More Amber Quotes
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one of 131 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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The evening sings in a voice of amber, the dawn is surely coming.
— Al Stewart
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Language is the amber in which a thousand precious and subtle thoughts have been safely embedded and preserved. It has…
— Richard Chenevix Trench
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Well, Amber [Heard] is still raising her eyebrow at me because I said that I've been 180 miles per hour…
— Nicolas Cage
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There are little pockets of old time in London, where things and places stay the same, like bubble in amber.
— Neil Gaiman
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I have so many [on-set Glee BFFs]. I love Kevin (McHale). I love Amber (Riley); Amber and I are essentially…
— Alex Newell
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But who is this, what thing of sea or land,- Female of sex it seems,- That so bedeck'd, ornate, and…
— John Milton
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Language is the amber in which a thousand precious and subtle thoughts have been safely embedded and preserved.
— Richard Chenevix Trench
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If any man has drunk a little too deeply from the cup of physical pleasure; if he has spent too…
— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
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The first thing I did when I made a little bit of money as a singer was to buy myself…
— Renee Fleming
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Sabrina fair, Listen where thou art sitting Under the glassy, cool, translucent wave, In twisted braids of lilies knitting The…
— John Milton
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The winter will be short, the summer long, The autumn amber-hued, sunny and hot, Tasting of cider and of scuppernong;…
— Elinor Wylie
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When it came time to make the audiobook, Audible did an ingenious thing: they asked both Wil Wheaton and Amber…
— John Scalzi
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