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- Democrats do have a historic race going. Hillary Clinton vs. Barack Obama. Normally, when you see a black man or a woman president an asteroid…
- If it turns out that President Barack Obama can make a deal with the most intransigent, hard-line, unreasonable, totalitarian mullahs in the world but not…
- President Bush announced his new economic plan. The centerpiece was a proposed repeal of the dividend tax on stocks, a boon that could be worth…
- President Bush's approval ratings have taken somewhat of a dive. A senior slump, if you will. Leading President Bush to one conclusion: He is the…
- Michael Brown, the director of FEMA, was nominated by President Bush in 2003 and plans to start the job any day now. ... Prior to…
- The White House released documents it claims validates the president's (National Guard) service ... When deciphered the documents showed that in a one-year period, 1972…
- Some would argue that the president himself benefited from a form of affirmative action because as a C student, he only got into Yale because…
- President Bush announced we're going to Mars, which means he's given up on Earth.
- President Bush delivered his first State of the Union address, riding high on an 82-percent approval rating, and with Attorney General John Ashcroft dispatching agents…
- Bush advisers have long been worried that a lagging economy could hamper the president's re-election chances. They hope that the Cabinet shake-up will provide a…
- Analysis of President Bush's tax plan has revealed that several elaborate tricks and gimmicks were used to make it look like a $1.35 trillion cut,…
- Critics have noted Schwarzenegger's only previous government experience was serving under President Bush senior as Chairman of the Council of Physical Fitness, a largely symbolic…
- Ralph Nader choose the man with whom to share the responsibility of running a distant third, California activist Peter Camejo. You may remember that Camejo…
- I could never wrap my head around why the world and the President that Republicans describe bears so little resemblance to the world and the…
- Really, an historic night last night. You may have heard, Barack Obama will be the first black president of the United States of America. ...…
- I have to say, as someone who is not a Christian, it’s hard for me to believe Christians are a persecuted people in America. God…
- Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and…
- I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.'
- President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who…
- Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight!…
- GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote, man of the people, and reveal him to be a…
- Bush proposed a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage. Some saw the move as an attempt to preserve traditional values, while others saw it as…
- Either the president of the United States blackmailed the head of the CIA, forcing him to agree with the administration's lie or that theory is…
More President Quotes
- I may be president of the United States, but my private life is nobody's damned business. — Chester A. Arthur
- Presidents do not go off on leave without telling the country. — Chinua Achebe
- The most important aspect of the relationship between the president and the secretary of state is that they both understand who is… — Dean Acheson
- If you look at the themes that he struck from the minute he started running for president through today, there is a… — David Axelrod
- I made a decision when I ran for president that I wouldn't whine about my coverage in the media, and I never… — Michele Bachmann
- I was opposed to the U.S. involvement in Libya from the very start. President Obama has never made a compelling national security… — Michele Bachmann
- Well, what did we buy? Instead of a leaner, smarter government, we bought a bureaucracy that now tells us which light bulbs… — Michele Bachmann
- I think that it's important that the American people know that Barack Obama didn't have a mild association with Bill Ayers, he… — Michele Bachmann
- I would agree that President Carter didn't live up to the expectation we all had when he came in 1976. My husband… — Michele Bachmann
- If we look at American history, between 1942 and 1947, the data that was collected by the Census Bureau was handed over… — Michele Bachmann
- The law limits anyone from serving as president of the United States for more than eight years. And in my opinion -… — Michele Bachmann
- What I don't like is judges legislating from the bench. And as president of the United States, I will appoint justices who… — Michele Bachmann