"Either the president of the United States blackmailed……" — Jon Stewart
"Either the president of the United States blackmailed the head of the CIA, forcing him to agree with the administration's lie or that theory is stupid."
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230 Quotes by Jon Stewart
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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is…
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried…
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him…
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Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
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I have written too much history to have faith in it; and if anyone thinks I'm wrong, I am inclined…
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It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never…
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One thing everyone seems to agree on is that Republicans face a perceived compassion deficit.
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The message that I gave on the - on the steps today was that you need to stand for those…
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We all agree now - by 'we' I mean intelligent people under sixty - that a work of art is…
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Our enmity toward God takes on many labels, such as rebellion, hard-heartedness, stiff-neckedness, unrepentant, puffed up, easily offended, and sign…
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