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- Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from last year, uh,…
- A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go to heaven forever.…
- The press has bravely and nobly eroded the public trust... What I'm advocating is the media come work for us again. Remove themselves from the…
- College is something you complete. Life is something you experience. So don't worry about your grade, or the results or success. Success is defined in…
- Julie Christie was absolutely amazing in Away From Her. Brilliant movie. It was the moving story of a woman who forgets her own husband. Hillary…
- Spain's new Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero announced he will soon call back Spain's 1300 troops from Iraq - meaning the coalition of the…
- Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge made that critical leap from 'be afraid' to 'be very afraid,' raising the terrorist threat level to orange for financial…
- Some would argue that the president himself benefited from a form of affirmative action because as a C student, he only got into Yale because…
- Robert Torricelli, a powerful fund-raiser who helped raise more than $100 million for the Democratic party, took inappropriate gifts from a businessman, including an $8,000…
- Nobody cares that Mitt Romney is rich. It's Romney's inability to understand the institutional advantage that he gains from the government’s tax code largesse, that’s…
- The (Supreme Court) ruling that anyone who's arrested -- even accidentally -- can be strip-searched was decided five to four, with the votes for the…
- Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.
- President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who…
- Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.
- Here’s how bizarre the war is that we’re in in Iraq, and we should have known this right from the get-go: When we first went…
- We've come from the same history - 2000 years of persecution - we've just expressed our sufferings differently. Blacks developed the blues. Jews complained, we…
- It's funny. When we were alive we spent much of our time staring up at the cosmos and wondering what was out there. We were…
- It's great having Bruce Springsteen on my show. We have so much in common! We're both from New Jersey, just from different neighborhoods. Sort of…
- Parenthood is an amazing opportunity to be able to ruin someone from scratch.
- The Republican party is the party of nostalgia. It seeks to return America to a simpler, more innocent and moral past that never actually existed.…
- I don't know where you come from, but I'm very glad you're here.
- Just every moment with Dick Cheney has been my favorite. Here's what I wonder about Dick Cheney, and the reason that maybe they keep him…
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