"Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone……" — Jon Stewart
"Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch."
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230 Quotes by Jon Stewart
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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is…
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried…
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him…
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Look, I've got incredible pride for my family. I've absolutely fallen into that cliche of a dad who could just…
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I wanted to be a mechanic. When I was 14 I wanted to quit school and go work on my…
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I hate being clean-shaven. My daughter gets very upset if I shave and says, 'Bring back the spikes, Dad.'
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Great dad. Yeah, he would ask me for money on birthdays and, you know, inappropriate times. And I just wrote…
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When I used to watch comedians with my dad, he laid it all out for me. He wanted to be…
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I'm the whitest guy you will ever meet. The first time I saw an African-American, my dad had to tell…
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