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- If I'd only followed CNBC's advice, I'd have a million dollars today. Provided I'd started with a hundred million dollars.
- Corporations are the only reason the tax code is so complicated in the first place. Those off-shore loopholes didn't get carved out by poor people.
- President Bush's approval ratings have taken somewhat of a dive. A senior slump, if you will. Leading President Bush to one conclusion: He is the…
- The White House released documents it claims validates the president's (National Guard) service ... When deciphered the documents showed that in a one-year period, 1972…
- Some would argue that the president himself benefited from a form of affirmative action because as a C student, he only got into Yale because…
- Senator John McCain, who spent over five years in a Vietnamese POW camp, publicly releases 1,000 pages of medical records. Now people are left with…
- The United States Central Command of the Armed Forces has asked Geraldo Rivera to leave Iraq. It should also be noted that the only three…
- Critics have noted Schwarzenegger's only previous government experience was serving under President Bush senior as Chairman of the Council of Physical Fitness, a largely symbolic…
- Ralph Nader choose the man with whom to share the responsibility of running a distant third, California activist Peter Camejo. You may remember that Camejo…
- They always throw around this term 'the liberal elite.' And I kept thinking to myself about the Christian right. What's more elite than believing that…
- I could never wrap my head around why the world and the President that Republicans describe bears so little resemblance to the world and the…
- The only time a politico will try to avoid playing the blame game is when they or theirs are to blame.
- Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.
- If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us…
- Why did the Articles [of Confederation] fail so completely? Most historians believe the founding fathers spent a great deal of their first constitutional convention drafting…
- So, is there hope for a truly democratic Africa? Long answer: Only if continent-wide improvements in education, human rights and public health are coupled with…
- If the evens of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us…
- Just every moment with Dick Cheney has been my favorite. Here's what I wonder about Dick Cheney, and the reason that maybe they keep him…
More Only Quotes
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- Only the mob and the elite can be attracted by the momentum of totalitarianism itself. The masses have to be won by… — Hannah Arendt
- Poets are the only people to whom love is not only a crucial, but an indispensable experience, which entitles them to mistake… — Hannah Arendt
- Total loyalty is possible only when fidelity is emptied of all concrete content, from which changes of mind might naturally arise. — Hannah Arendt
- War has become a luxury that only small nations can afford. — Hannah Arendt
- Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the air now… — Alexis Arguello
- Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those… — Aristotle
- Poetry is finer and more philosophical than history; for poetry expresses the universal, and history only the particular. — Aristotle
- I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. — Aristotle
- Bring your desires down to your present means. Increase them only when your increased means permit. — Aristotle
- Men create gods after their own image, not only with regard to their form but with regard to their mode of life. — Aristotle
- It is just that we should be grateful, not only to those with whose views we may agree, but also to those… — Aristotle