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You Know Quotes by Jon Stewart
- Do you know how many movies I wrote when I was high?
- How do you know what is the right path to choose to get the result that you desire? The honest answer is this: You won't.…
- You know if I had nickel for every time Bush has mentioned 9/11, I could raise enough reward money to go after Bin Laden.
- After a long investigation the SEC has fined Halliburton $7.5 million for issuing fraudulent statements exaggerating their profits in 1998 and 1999 during which their…
- You know who talks about race? Racists!
- It's harder to eat meat when you know the animal's name...I have found.
- Fire up your heart for the wind is getting cold, now it always gets cold for the riders of the night. When you carry that…
- The (Supreme Court) ruling that anyone who's arrested -- even accidentally -- can be strip-searched was decided five to four, with the votes for the…
- Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army,…
- The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events.…
- Just every moment with Dick Cheney has been my favorite. Here's what I wonder about Dick Cheney, and the reason that maybe they keep him…
- Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished fraud perpetrated on the American public by such companies as…
- Alright guys, I want to get out there and vote tomorrow. And not because it's cool, because it's not. You know what is cool? Smoking.…
- I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it.…
- We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the beauty of fake journalism. We don't have to - we…
- For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make…
More You Know Quotes
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'd take precision any day over power; as far as being tactical you know you have to see what's going on in… — Alexis Arguello
- Listen to what you know instead of what you fear. — Richard Bach
- We have a way of dealing with information that has sort of personal - personally identifying information in it. But there are… — Julian Assange
- Of course, some would say if you have a performing inclination, then you should become a lawyer. That's a platform we use,… — Rowan Atkinson
- What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them,… — Dave Attell
- You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike. — Dave Attell
- Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just… — Dave Attell
- You know, it is a terrible thing to appear on television, because people think that you actually know what you're talking about. — David Attenborough
- Fiction is not necessarily about what you know, it's about how you feel. That is the truth about fiction, and the other… — Margaret Atwood
- You know there are no secrets in America. It's quite different in England, where people think of a secret as a shared… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Selfishness must always be forgiven you know, because there is no hope of a cure. — Jane Austen