"President Bush announced we're going to Mars, which……" — Jon Stewart

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• If some great catastrophe is not announced every morning, we feel a certain void. Nothing in the paper today, we… — Lord Acton
• What the president announced yesterday, is that somehow magically, if we just continue to prime the pump of taxpayer dollars,… — Eric Cantor
• When I was president, I announced and I still maintain that I can live with Roe v. Wade. I did… — Jimmy Carter
• One thing that's really interesting is not only the magnitude of the recent immigration into this country, but also its… — Unknown Author
• If some good evidence for life after death were announced, I'd be eager to examine it; but it would have… — Carl Sagan
• The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaiety, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life… — F. Scott Fitzgerald
• And whereas it is the duty of nations as well as of men, to own their dependence upon the overruling… — Abraham Lincoln
• Recognize in this bread what hung on the cross, and in this chalice what flowed from His side... whatever was… — Saint Augustine
• Very few of us can now place ourselves in the mental condition in which even such philosophers as the great… — James Clerk Maxwell
• The saints must be honored as friends of Christ and children and heirs of God. Let us carefully observe the… — John of Damascus
• Because of this basin of repentance and knowledge of God, which has been ordained for the transgression of God's people,… — Justin Martyr
• If somebody had started on a remake of French Kiss before I announced my own film, I would have dropped… — Ajay Devgan

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