Bush Announced Quotes
- President Bush announced his new economic plan. The centerpiece was a proposed repeal of the dividend tax on stocks, a boon that could be worth… — Jon Stewart
- President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and that democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a strong economy, they can have… — Jay Leno
- President Bush announced we're going to Mars, which means he's given up on Earth. — Jon Stewart