"Scores of Iraqi exiles met in London to……" — Jon Stewart
"Scores of Iraqi exiles met in London to discuss ways to overthrow Saddam Hussein in a grand gathering dubbed the 'Iraqi Military Alliance Meeting.' Of course, these people are no longer Iraqi, they have no military, and there is no alliance. But they did have a meeting."
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230 Quotes by Jon Stewart
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The alliance should agree... to an effective NATO role against the new threats presented by international terrorism and weapons of…
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Alliance - in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's…
— Ambrose Bierce
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My view is that you still, in order to win from the Labour perspective, have to have a strong alliance…
— Tony Blair
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President Obama is determined that our foreign and national security policies not play into al-Qa'ida's strategy or its warped ideology.…
— John O. Brennan
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Everybody in the black community must organize, and then we decide whether we will have alliance with other people or…
— H. Rap Brown
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To avoid entangling alliances has been a maxim of our policy ever since the days of Washington, and its wisdom…
— James Buchanan
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Nature is not simply a technical or economical resource, and human beings are not mere numbers. To suggest that one…
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I think that we had a different view of what the 21st century could be like, with much more of…
— Madeleine Albright
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It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners…
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Not in achievement, but in endurance, of the human soul, does it show its divine grandeur and its alliance with…
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We cannot enter into alliance with neighbouring princes until we are acquainted with their designs. We are not fit to…
— Sun Tzu
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Nor was civil society founded merely to preserve the lives of its members; but that they might live well: for…
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