"Republicans are no longer allowed to say that……" — Jon Stewart
"Republicans are no longer allowed to say that people are rich. You have to refer to them as 'job creator.' You can't even use the word 'rich.' You have to say, 'This chocolate cake is so moist and job creator.'"
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230 Quotes by Jon Stewart
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