"I'm a bit down. Liza Minelli and David……" — Jon Stewart

"I'm a bit down. Liza Minelli and David Gest, I don't know how it didn't work out. How can a man who likes other men and a woman who drinks not get along? The interesting thing is this - there is no conceivable amount of money worth telling the world that you were beaten up by Liza Minelli."

— Jon Stewart

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